Monday, December 13, 2010

The Status Quote

Did you miss me yesterday? My parents are coming this week so before they get here I am trying to get Christmas shopping done, the house clean, packages shipped and 3 photo sessions edited. Phew!

So yes, my blog was neglected yesterday.. which means I forgot to give you a heads up about the Status Quote!

For those who may not know, the Status Quote is a monthly meme (second Tuesday) that CA Girl and I do. It is your chance to copy those funny/weird/bizarre or just interesting Facebook (or twitter) status updates that you see. You don't even have to tell who said it! So you can totally put something embarrassing or weird that your friend said and no one will ever know.

So, copy those status, post them and then come back and link up. Talk about an easy post!

Here are some of my favorite status that I saw this past month. My commentary is in blue.

"I can't believe it's almost 2011 and I don't even have a hover car OR a robot butler! I feel so cheated!"--Amen to that!
"The most enjoyable way to follow a vegetable diet is to let the cow eat it, and then eat the cow."- sorry to any vegetarians out there, but I found this pretty dang funny

"Pretty sure I just heard myself say, "Excuse me, do we eat paper like goats?!" Ah, parenting.
"-Lol! I knew a boy that used to eat Styrofoam cups!

"As I was feeding Ryder his bottle tonight, and he fell asleep, I thought "Man, this kid has got it made..... eating and sleeping at the same time!"
"- This was Eric who said this.. and he is right!

"I got a nice surprise at work today. They ordered me a pink file folder set to match my desk! I officially have a Barbie dream cube!!!"- Yeah, definitely wouldn't be my desk-but to each their own.

"Whining: How many syllables can YOU make out of the word "Mom"?" I might have tried to see how many I could make out of mom for several minutes after reading this.

"Cleaned all the potties at my house...they are all shiny and clean! So if anyone needs to go, you're going outside :)"--This is why I don't bother cleaning-the kids just mess everything up as soon as I am done!

"Only Me, I swear....went to the thrift store and parked next to what I thought looked like a small puddle (big deal, or so I thought) When I got out and stepped in it, I ended up in a hole up to my calves in water. LOL! Somehow, I'm not sure the $3 I spent in there was worth the water soaked shoes, socks and pants...Good thing I have a great sense of humor!"-And hey bad things make it so we have something interesting to update our status or blog about.

"Help!! My two year old is acting like a two year old today! Nap time is right around the corner..." -Naps really aren't for kids-they are for the moms.

"Ran out of dryer sheets today. After the last load of laundry nearly static-clung me to death I decided no more laundry until I get more dryer sheets. Oh darn.
"-I confess this was me.. and I still haven't bought any more dryer sheets! Doh!
See! Isn't that fun and easy? Now just grab the button, write your post and link up! And also, don't forget to be getting your second recap for the review Extravaganza ready for Friday! If you don't know what I am talking about you can read more about it here.


  1. Of course we missed you!!

    Styrofoam cups. *shudders* o.0

    So many of these made me laugh, but your comments make it even funnier.

    I am going to get linked up now.

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  3. those all made me laugh out loud!!

  4. I would have died if I had stepped into a water filled hole like that. Geez!

  5. How fun! I'm going to have to start copying funny/strange statuses in a file to have on hand.

  6. yeah! I made it again! Yahoo!!!

  7. Mo-o-o-o-m! That is hilarious! And go get yourself some dryer sheets! Although not having to do laundry is always a happy thing, right? You are too funny.

  8. I'm from Texas. EVERYTHING we say has more syllables than it's supposed to. Kay ut = cat

  9. I recognize that nap time one!! HEHE!

  10. Yeeessssss I made the list again! ;)

  11. Those were great! I don't think there was a single one that I didn't laugh out loud at. Hopefully after the Holidays, I'll have time to link up with this again. I've been keeping a list...

  12. Haha, those are funny! I hate when I run out of dryer sheets! I've done it twice this year!!

  13. I think I need to get more friends on Facebook ... no one I know writes anything this interesting. And I want my hover car!!!

  14. ACK! I completely missed this one! Your friends have some funny updates though! I love the cow one. :)