Friday, April 13, 2012

Things Mothers Hear

As a mom you never know quite what you are going to hear coming from your kids mouths. The things they say espeically taken out of context- or with no context given (as will be the case today) can be pretty hilarious. The following are all real things I have heard around my house in only the last month and these are only the ones I remembered to write down.

"He's not playing fair because he didn't let you blow up daddy!"

"I peed on the cookie!"

"I always know, as I have a good remembery"

"I don't want to follow Satan and it seems like you are following Satan"

"Get off my royal feet!"

"I always tell the truth, well sometimes I don't"

"I always have a fingernail clipper with me; it's called my mouth."

What funny things have you heard?

29 comments:

  1. I don't know- my mind went blank while reading all of these classics!!! Oh my goodness, the Satan one!!!!

    have a great weekend Emmy :)

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  2. omg i was laughing so hard kids are wonderful

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  3. The peeing on a cookie one seems to have a story behind it...at least I hope it does. LOL

    These are great.

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  4. so funny!!! How cute to write these things down to always remember!

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  5. Oh my gosh - those are awesome! Thanks for the laugh :)

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  6. that is funny! :) THanks for sharing your site and for allowing me to share mine with you :) I am looking forward to reading your blog :) Its very uplifting to me!

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  7. Those are all hilarious! My mind went blank.. I'm sure sometime later today they will pop in to my head and I will hurry back here to share :)

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  8. I know who said at least a couple of these. ;) And peeing on cookies happens here too.

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  9. too funny! the finger nail clipper one, oh man! ew! :) My favorite is when Madeline yells, "you are ridicleous" instead of ridiculous.

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  10. WAIT. Someone peed on a perfectly good cookie? Oh no.

    I don't want to follow Satan either. He's an evil man.

    HA! Those are cute! Happy Friday!

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  11. haha oh nice!

    My step-daughter asked my uncle if he or my dad was older (my dad is btw) and my uncle said I'm younger. She said, well you don't look it.

    ack! :)

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  12. The other day PJ asked me where Daddy went, and I said he went to work. He followed up with "Daddy go dancing?"

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  13. "He peed on the cookie" ahahahahahahah!!!! I'm sure I will hear that one day!

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  14. I can't wait for these moments when Nolan gets older :) Too funny!

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  15. So cute. Who has royal feet? The cost to dress them must be very expensive.

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  16. Those are all great!

    I had to laugh at my son the other day. He and his sister where talking in the backseat of the car and she paid him a complement. He didn't seem to know what to say....so he said, I work out!

    I think he's listening to too much of MY music.

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  17. Ok had to share... I am in the car, driving... the music is loud and a great song is on... My youngest is just in the back being loud making wierd sounds and my 5 year old says, " MOM THE WORLD IS QUIET" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  18. Hahahaha about the fingernail clipper!!
    One time I heard a, "He peed on the bug!"

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  19. Curious about the cookie one … and I just love the "fingernail clipper" one. That is a good point. At least he/she didn't say "toenail clipper."

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  20. So funny. Donut is not really talking yet, but the things I say probably sound funny to an outside observer: Donut, take the diaper off your head!

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  21. Hahahaha!! Those are great!! I get funnies from the preschoolers..the other day after we took the kids to the bathroom a little boy kept fidgeting with himself so I asked him if his peepee was ok, he said, "No, it's up and I want it down."

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  22. I need to carry a notepad... the best one lately was a conversation between The Girl and a coworkers son, in ear shot of the coworker. 'Do you know what sex is?" "No, but whatever it is, I know it's really gross!" from both, "EWWWW!" and I'm totally okay with that!

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  23. Ha! That is the best! You must have written them down right away. I always forget all the crazy stuff my kids say.

    My favorite is the one about telling the truth...LOL!

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  24. JDaniel's favorite phrase right now is "You are not being nice" to which I reply "No, I am being a mom!" He hates that answer.

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  25. These are hilarious! I write down stuff too & post once in a while about the funny things my girls say. Totally cracks me up with what kids can come up with LOL

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  26. That are so incredibly sweet (and funny)! It reminds me of all the fantastic things my nephew says, although I admit I cannot remember any at the moment!

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  27. Can't help but have a good laugh at what you wrote. Kids are so random with the things they say. One that still tickles me was when one of my sons said to me: "Mom I want to kiss your brownies." Referring to my eyebrows. LOL. Thanks for sharing.

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