As a mom you never know quite what you are going to hear coming from your kids mouths. The things they say espeically taken out of context- or with no context given (as will be the case today) can be pretty hilarious. The following are all real things I have heard around my house in only the last month and these are only the ones I remembered to write down.
"He's not playing fair because he didn't let you blow up daddy!"
"I peed on the cookie!"
"I always know, as I have a good remembery"
"I don't want to follow Satan and it seems like you are following Satan"
"Get off my royal feet!"
"I always tell the truth, well sometimes I don't"
"I always have a fingernail clipper with me; it's called my mouth."
What funny things have you heard?