As it may be hard to read- here it is, misspellings and all.
"If I were the president of the United States everyone could have a manchin (mansion) for 1 dolere (dollar) and a small cadin (cabin) for 100 doles (dollars). Everyone could have a theme park in there bak yard. In the theme park there is lots of rollur coasters. You can eat ice-cream all day with out getting sick. Everyone would ride in hellucopters that are fancy insted of cars. Everyone would have majikll (magical) papers so when you tok (talk) and you want to rite (write) it then it will show up. As you can see, I want to be the president."
Oh my poor daughter, I have failed you. Do you not know your father was once an Economics major. Have we not taught you the value of the dollar and hard work? Have we not taught you that you can't just give to all freely for no work in return. My daughter, I am sorry, I have failed you, for it seems you have become a socialist democrat.
** Disclaimer: I do not believe or am claiming all democrats are socialists. This post was written in fun and jest. I am a former Social Worker who worked for the state and saw the good and the need for programs to help and assist people. I also saw these systems abused. I greatly believe in helping, serving and doing going- but I believe in helping a man learn to fish rather than just handing out the fish.