But after my afternoon yesterday (if you saw my photo of the day yesterday you know)... well one of these was in order.
It was not me that decided it would be a good idea to go shopping in the afternoon.
It was not my child, and especially not my five-year-old, that was laying on the floor crying and screaming when I wouldn't buy him a car he wanted.
It was not me that somehow calmly just walked away only to have him follow behind still screaming and crying.
It was not my son that rammed his little shopping cart into his sister five times.
It was not me who made it through an entire shopping trip with her son still crying.
It was not me that told off the guy that was watching himself practice his boxing skills in the back window of my van.
And it definitely was not me who at the end of the day was reminding myself why I was having another kid.
What did you not do lately??