Tuesday, March 8, 2011

The Status Quote

It's that time again. Time to find those funny/weird/bizzare facebook or twitter status updates, copy them for all of us to share and enjoy. This is a monthly meme that CA Girl and I do and we would love for you to play along.

So here are some of the status I found this last month with my commentary in blue.

"Just heard a giant CRASH in my 4 year old's room. A few moments later he came out and started looking for a glue stick.
" as a parent you know that sometimes silence is worse than noise-but well not in this case.

"Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers." And this is exactly why every night I pray to hear Garth Brooks songs.
""-- I love country music but this is too funny

"I hate when the cops throw me in the back of the squad car like they didn’t hear me call shotgun.
"-- LOL! I always used to call shotgun trying to beat my little sister to the front seat

"Bacon status week 2: In the 12th century, an English church promised a side of bacon to any married man who could swear before God that he had not fought with his wife for a year and a day. This is where the term "bring home the bacon" originated."--yes this is from my BIL he LOVES bacon-I love finding out where known expressions come from

"Pretty sure political status updates are my least favorite. Honestly, i'd rather hear about your potty problems.
"- yes I once defriended someone because this is all he did

"Ugh, I wish there was a magic pill for this. So sick I can't even sleep."-if only there were magic pills for many things in life, like making kids behave, making money appear, making our neighbors dog stop barking--oh wait there may be one for that last one.


See-so easy and fun, I actually got all of these status from just 4 different people-so if you need an easy post copy those status, grab a button and play along! If you already have something scheduled for today, you can still join up this week.


14 comments:

  1. Hey! I love that Garth Brooks song! I need better facebook friends, no one I know is ever very funny.

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  2. LOL I will help you with the dogs if you help me those blasted birds! haha.

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  3. The political posts KILL ME. Dh's uncle posts that crap every.single.day. I want to shoot myself when I see something from him. I suppose I should just "hide" him.

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  4. The Garth Brooks one is HILARIOUS! And the political one. :)

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  5. My favorite one is about calling shotgun! LOL

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  6. Yahoo!!! made it in again! Too bad my tomato status wasn't included :)

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  7. AHHHH the cop car one made me burst out laughing!

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  8. Looking for a glue stick after a giant crash? so funny, and so sad. I love it!

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  9. Hahaha this is one of my favorite routines of yours!

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  10. Love the Garth Brooks one....so funny!

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  11. Hahaha, love it! I will link up tomorrow and play :)

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  12. Those are all great but my fav is the political one. AMEN TO THAT!

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  13. Crazy things get put on FB and Twitter Myspace I find it funny you found some to put on here lol makes me really Chuckle!

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  14. Haha, I like the shotgun one! ;-)

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