My commentary is in blue.
"- kind of ironic huh?
"Is their a time zone I can cross into where it's the weekend again already?" - or how about one where it is always the weekend?
" --Thanks- I think I might have developed this paranoia now" - hey girls don't even like buying these things
And these made me well just kind of wonder, say ewe" what kind of man?
"So, as it turns out, it wasn't actually me that was throwing feces at people. I'm extremely happy to finally get that monkey off my back." - the lesson at church on Sunday involved talk of the monkey on your back-glad I saw this after church otherwise I would have never been able to stop laughing
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