Monday, October 11, 2010

Status Quote: Round 2

Are you all ready? It is time for another great month of those funny or weird Facebook (or Twitter) status updates that you have seen out there. This month my future brother-in-law (wedding is next week!) was able to honored by making my list. Turns out he has been trying to think of funny things to say in hopes that I would use his status. Well Ross you made the cut, in fact I may have used a few from you.

So grab the button, copy those funny status and link up! And you can always head over to CA Girl and link up there too.

"Why do car dealerships put balloons on their cars? I have never seen a balloon and thought, 'Oh wow, I should really buy a car!' All of them do it so what is the point?"

"The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source. – George Washington"--Yes Ross, this one is from you :)

"The evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"A synonym is a word you can use when you can’t spell the other one."--oh this is so true, I do it all of the time! I sound much smarter in my head as I can speak so well, I just can't spell it :)

"I hate it how my computer teases me with being all fast and stuff and then suddenly it takes FOREVER to do the simplest tasks! My life is sooo much harder than the pioneers!"

"It's not that I WANT to stay up late as often as I do, really, but the house is so quiet, and I have the TV to myself, and I just can't help it."--Yes this is why I always stay up too late- the TV or the internet.

"I just wish I could start a relationship about twelve years in, when you really don't have to try anymore, and you can just sit around together and goof on TV shows, and then go to bed without anybody trying any funny business."

"If I changed my clothes every time I got spit up on I would wear no less than 7 outfits a day."

So link up! And start your morning off with a good laugh, it makes for a much better day.


  1. So this is my third attempt at posting this comment....bad blogger! Grrr.

    I think we have a friend in common. ;) haha.

    I think if I remember to do it, next month I will add little comments. Yours were cracking me up.

  2. Ha!! I always stay up too late too. I love the peace and quiet.

    My hubby just posted this on FB yesterday, "So if 50 is the new 40, and 40 is the new 30, is the left lane the new right lane?"

    He has a horrendous drive every day and some major road rage. The status got quite a bit of attention too.

  3. Oh, yes, totally not worth it to change clothes when kids get them dirty! :)

  4. Oh so funny! And the car balloon thing is so true! Marketing, right?
    And the spit up thing... Well, I am feeling like that with pee. "Potty training is so not glamorous." ~ Jackie O. Kennedy

  5. Starting a relationship 12 years in is too funny!

  6. I love the relationship one! hahaha And I don't have 7 outfits so yeah, I wouldn't be changing my clothes much, either!

  7. good ones em, those were really funny!

  8. i feel like a celebrity here. 3 quotes from yours truly! geez what's next? total world control? fine by me.:)

  9. LOL THose are hilarious! I totally might steal the GW one and they synonym!

  10. Hey!!! 7 outfits a day is YOU! I loved that one!! :)

  11. This was a rally fun assignment. I got such a chuckle out of going back and rereading some of my faves since it was my first ever attempt at this.
    Can't wait til next month now!

  12. Ha! I love the spit up one...oh how I remember those days!

  13. These are so funny!

    And I guess I could join in if I bothered to read Facebook and/or Twitter!

  14. These are hilarious.

    I think I need wittier facebook friends. LOL