Monday, February 7, 2011

The Status Quote

It's time for the next round of the Status Quote.

What is the Status Quote? This is a monthly meme that CA Girl and I do together. It is your chance to copy those funny/weird/bizarre or just interesting Facebook (or twitter) status updates that you see. You don't even have to tell who said it! So you can totally put something embarrassing or weird that your friend said and no one will ever know.

So, copy those status, post them and then come back and link up. Talk about an easy post!

So here are a few favorites I saw out there this last month-with my commentary in blue.

"Whoever said the camera adds 10 pounds to your weight should stop eating cameras.
"- as a photographer I just can't help but love this one

"I guess it's time to shower. Hey, better late than never, right?
"-yes, I don't want to admit how often I feel this way

"When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?"
-LOL never thought of it that way

"I'm a little disappointed that Facebook doesn't have a way for me to "like" your "likes". And then I could "like" your "likes" of my "like" of your "like". That would be like 6 levels of "like"!!! It would be like Inception, but without all that gel in Leonardo DiCaprio's hair.
"-pure genius, I did really like Inception--does the top fall over??

"I have got to clean this house , and am going to start with my computer desk...ooooooh look, Facebook...
" LOL so so sadly true

"just convinced my kids to go play outside instead of watching TV.. ah, moments like that make me feel like a good mom"
- good mom moments are wonderful

"A little while ago I was driving through a remote area on the freeway when I saw a small car graveyard. Is it wrong that I immediately thought that was a good place to hide a body?
"-don't cross this person the wrong way

"Me: "daddy is going to try and be home before you are in bed tonight; they are just getting different wings of the hospital approved."
Alex: "So the hospital can fly?!?"
--makes me grateful for FB and a blog so I record moments like this

So now link up and play along! You know you want to!


  1. Ha! I love the dog one. And Alex is my favorite. I just adore her. Such a funny girl.

  2. Oh look Facebook! Or...Ooh blogs! haha. Yes, the dog one is quite funny. haha.

  3. LOL "Why do dogs always assume it's for them" Oh I must start being more clever in my status book updates!

  4. LOL @ the liking of the likes!

  5. Hahah! This is GREAT! I love facebook and some of the status updates are freakin hilarious!

  6. I promise I have no blood on my hands, I just like being prepared....just in case ;)

  7. You always have the best updates to share!

  8. Those are good ones! My favs are liking the likes (and the quip about Leo's hair gel) and the cleaning vs. FB one. So true at my house.

  9. yahoo!!! made it again! too bad my McDonald's and diarrhea one didn't make it :)

  10. I need to start writing some down so I can play too. But last night, when I got on fb, this is the first status message that I saw:
    "I am sooooo constipated. I'd love to be able to take a big dump right now!"

    I was mortified and grossed out and it was from MY TRAINER. As it turns out, someone got a hold of her phone and played a mean trick on her. Ewww!!

  11. I made the cut here too?!! That's 3 for 3! I am honored.

    My favorite was the camera one. Ha ha!

  12. Very hilarious! I'm off to check out the other links.
    I'm sorta of a facebook flunky....I don't post things much.
    I even fell asleep while watching Social Network today.
    Don't hate.

  13. Funny stuff, I should spend more time on FB ;)

  14. You are friends with some seriously funny people! Those are hilarious! I like Alex's best!

  15. Those are hilarious! I get the biggest kick out of statuses on FB. Some of the funniest stuff is on that Status Shuffle app...cracks me up!

    P.S. I LOVE your Flat Mimi and Flat Mamarazzi movie!! You showed them a great time. The movie is so cute!

  16. These are great! I loved the one about Facebook "likes"!

  17. These are great! Wish I had seen it on Monday- have to play along next week.

    Just saw your FANTASTIC movie on the Flats!! Loved it!