Tuesday, October 11, 2011

The Status Quote

It's that time- what time? Status Quote Time! Status Quote is a meme CA Girl and I host the second Tuesday of every month. It is a time to share those funny/weird facebook or twitter status updates you see-- and no need to incriminate who said them.

So an easy fun post! Copy those status, grab the button and play along.

Just Funny:
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
-- sadly this was one of the few new funny ones from my BIL-- I think the new FB is throwing everyone's game off.

When you stop to think about it, trick-or-treating is really just advanced hobo training for kids.
-- oh now I have a costume idea for my kids!

Doing laundry has become hazardous- it is a game of get the clothes in the dryer before my toddler smashes my hand with the dryer door.
-- sounds like time to call it quits with laundry

Me losing my voice is like a tender mercy for all around.
-- if only this would happen to my kids occasionally

Why does homework have to be a knock-down, drag-out, this is the hill I am willing to die on kind of battle? Seriously.-- this one is not funny at all as it is way too true

Life lessons:
I teach my first graders that a synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one.
-yep so true- I use synonyms all the time!

What did you find on FB or Twitter this month?


  1. I use syn... syno different words all the time!

  2. LOL at the life lesson. That's too funny!!

  3. LOl--I think my kids are natural hobos. Though I agree with you about the homework battle--too true to be funny.

  4. LOL @ the synonym one!

    And homework--- ugh, how I hate homework.

  5. LOL love the hobo training one!

    And God, how I hate homework!!!! Just trying to get them to "admit" they even have homework, let alone getting them to do it is a battle!

  6. And all I see on facebook anymore is those poster type pictures...it's like they replaced all the repost this status things with those pics...it was funny at first but now that everyone is posting them, they are getting annoying!

  7. Anti-gravity book...snicker. Good one.

  8. Those are so funny!
    The new fb sucks because I don't get up to the moment status updates. I get them from like 3 days ago and then it's too late and lame to "like" them, ya know?

  9. hahah Those were great!

    I wonder if the change of weather is throwing people off, too. I am having the hardest time fighting the urge to hibernate!

  10. I continue to fantsize about one day making it onto the Satus Quote bandwagon.

    Love the first one and the last one.

  11. Sorry SIL, I wasn't so funny last month and I'll probably won't be as funny again this month cuz of trips, the talks during GC, school, work, and yes, the weather. And let's blame aliens for the heck of it :-)

  12. I wrote down 2 on Monday night. One of them was from Cheese. I just knew you'd have it on here so I didn't even bother posting. I need a list of when all your meme's are so I can plan! I have a few pictures saved for my 10 Things. That posts at the end of the month, right?

  13. The synonym is OH SO TRUE!!! (Did I spell it right?! Hahaha)

  14. Ha! I especially love the synonym one. That is how I spoke Spanish. If I couldn't remember the word, I would find a different one. And the anti gravity one made me laugh out loud! Love it!