The Status Quote

It's Time for the Status Quote! What is the Status Quote? It is monthly (second Tuesday of the month) meme hosted by CA Girl and myself. It is your chance to find those funny/strange/disgusting/etc. facebook or Twitter status updates and share them with us. No need to tell who said it to protect the guilty innocent.

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So grab the button, copy the status and play along, it's fun.

Since we did not do this meme last month I have a few Christmas ones. As usual my thoughts are in blue.

"When I want something a little healthier than an ice cream sandwich, I usually go for an ice cream salad." Is there really such a thing? How I have I missed out and been deprived so many years?

"I only ever buy organic produce. I generally can't afford organic produce, so I stick to a diet of nuggets and fruit snacks." sounds like heaven to my kids

"I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well that's not going to happen."" I think this may have happened to me- which would explain why I hardly cook anymore.

"O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, how lovely are your Chinese-made, synthetically fabricated, polyethylene & polyvinyl chloride mix branches."-- makes me miss a real tree

"Walmart should make all its greeters wear Miss America sashes stating what nursing home they represent."- okay really funny but kind of sad too

"If you're working on a project and suddenly see red on it- it probably means you cut yourself. #alittleslowtoday #ouch" --yea that was me-- when I was making the Grandkids signs! Cut my finger taking the back off

"I love it when I am blatantly staring at someone and they can't tell because I have my dark sunglasses on but then after an awkward few moments I realize I am wearing my regular glasses."-- total reason to have dark sun glasses and contacts- then won't make this mistake

See, fun and easy! So play along and link up. And tomorrow- tomorrow I have a great giveaway for any of you that live in or around Southern California.


And linking up today with Impulsive Addict and Seriously Shawn cause I love those gals!

The Status Quote

It's that time again- time to copy those funny/weird/sad whatever you want Facebook or Twitter status and paste them for an easy post. Then link up with CA Girl or me- you only need to link up in one place, it will show up on both blogs and you are set to go.

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My commentary is in blue.
This gets to be a busy time of year with so many holidays and things going on- so here are some status in honor of this crazy time of year:
"Today is national "the only day where it's okay for a stranger to give you candy" day"- kind of ironic huh?

"Daylight Savings needs a mascot. Like a cuddly bear that shows up the next day and gives children sleepy cough syrup an hour before bedtime." now that would be nice!

"Is their a time zone I can cross into where it's the weekend again already?" - or how about one where it is always the weekend?

And these one just made me laugh:
"Asked my 5y/o to go get me some water. Specified from the fridge. I have this paranoia that one of my kids will fill up my cup using the toilet water." --Thanks- I think I might have developed this paranoia now

"I think the self-check out line was invited by a guy who had to buy tampons. Thank you Mr. Real Man of Genius." - hey girls don't even like buying these things

And these made me well just kind of wonder, say ewe (and laugh):

"I smell like tuna, raw potato and oil. And that, my friends, is how you catch a man." what kind of man?

"So, as it turns out, it wasn't actually me that was throwing feces at people. I'm extremely happy to finally get that monkey off my back." - the lesson at church on Sunday involved talk of the monkey on your back-glad I saw this after church otherwise I would have never been able to stop laughing

See, fun easy post. What status did you see? Play along and link up!

The Status Quote

It's that time- what time? Status Quote Time! Status Quote is a meme CA Girl and I host the second Tuesday of every month. It is a time to share those funny/weird facebook or twitter status updates you see-- and no need to incriminate who said them.

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So an easy fun post! Copy those status, grab the button and play along.

Just Funny:
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.-- sadly this was one of the few new funny ones from my BIL-- I think the new FB is throwing everyone's game off.

When you stop to think about it, trick-or-treating is really just advanced hobo training for kids. -- oh now I have a costume idea for my kids!


Kids:
Doing laundry has become hazardous- it is a game of get the clothes in the dryer before my toddler smashes my hand with the dryer door.-- sounds like time to call it quits with laundry

Me losing my voice is like a tender mercy for all around.-- if only this would happen to my kids occasionally

Why does homework have to be a knock-down, drag-out, this is the hill I am willing to die on kind of battle? Seriously.-- this one is not funny at all as it is way too true


Life lessons:
I teach my first graders that a synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one. -yep so true- I use synonyms all the time!

What did you find on FB or Twitter this month?

Status Quote: The funny Edition

It's that time again! Time for the Status Quote. What is the Status Quote- is a monthly- the second Tuesday of every month- meme that CA Girl and I host. It is a chance for an easy quick post where you can share those funny/weird/bizarre FB or Twitter status updates that you find. You don't even have to tell who said them!

So grab the button, copy those status and link up- it always makes for a great laugh.

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As always-my commentary is in blue.

Some simply for laughs:
"I finished a really big book the other day, 421 pages. But man did I whip through a ton of crayons doing it."-- I like coloring

"It's odd how they name storms, but they don't name calms. There's a gentle breeze this morning. I think I'll call him Doug."

"A police officer came up to me last night and said, "Where were you between four and six?" I said, "Kindergarten."-- how quickly did the police officer arrest you?


Observations on Life:
"I can't believe people actually eat in that McDonald's Playland area. It's like, "Here's your crappy food, now go eat in that stinky room. Just ignore all the screaming."

"The Reebok “Pump” is further proof that I was a gullible idiot in the 90’s"-- I wanted one so bad, my mom never would spend the money

"Chasing a tornado is about as smart as a dog chasing a car. Once you catch it, what are you gonna do with it?"-- I have never thought of that

"As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists."--AMEN!

"To ensure you never cut yourself while chopping vegetables, get a friend to hold the vegetables."

"When grown-ups tell kids they have a lot of energy, they really mean that they're being annoying little brats." --yes we all know this is true

"Why didn't anyone tell me that you don't have to tip the Walmart greeters?"- lol I dare someone to do this!!

"If I ever run out of toothpaste, I'll just lick my bathroom mirror." -EWWWWW!!!!

Status updates thanks to Alex:
"If your face is covered with frosting and you are claiming you didn't sneak any- I am going to call your bluff."

"My 4-year-old in the middle of a fit "I wish I was all grown up and living by myself!""

"A 2nd "gem" from my 4-yr-old. "I like playing with M- she almost always gets MY way. Sometimes I get her way."

See how fun and easy! So copy those status into a post and play along.

The Status Quote- It's Back!

Yep- you read that title correctly-if you read the title did you? Go ahead read it now.
Yes, the Status Quote is back! It kind of took a hiatus for the summer, but now that my summer is over- school started yesterday- it is back in full force.

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If you don't know what the Status Quote it- it is a monthly meme created by CA Girl that I cohost with her. It is always on the second Tuesday of every month. It is your chance to copy those funny/weird/bizzare FB or Twitter status that you see for an easy fun post. You don't have to tell who said it-so no incriminating the guilty- if you don't want.

So copy those status and play along. My commentary is in blue.

"The people that actually shower before entering a public pool are generally not the ones that need to do so." --lol oh this is so so true.. and kind of makes me second guess going to a public pool

"I've been having a strong urge for donuts lately...I must be deficient in some really important vitamins and minerals.." oh if only donuts really were good for us- that would be heaven

"I'm officially ready for summer to end so I can stop getting annoyed with my own kids and go back to school and get annoyed with someone else's kids."- so that is how teacher's feel


"My recliner and I go waaaaaay back!"- gotta love my BIL and all of his status updates

"Just used my friend's laptop, and she finally had to tell me, 'no, it's not a touch screen'. Yeah, i'm that cool...basically i'm the kid pushing the door that says 'pull'."- I could see myself doing that as I am so used to my iPad

"I watched Jaws backwards. It's about a huge shark that throws up so many people, they need to open a beach."- LOL! I tried to watch Shark Week-but we had just seen Soul Surfer (so so good by the way) so didn't really like it much

"The bruise on my leg from my go- karting accident is almost all healed- so I dropped a full bottle of apple juice on my foot to take it's place."-- sadly this was me- you can read about the go-karting accident here

"Trying to get past the crankies. Chocolate is the cure right?"- heck ya!

See- how easy and fun is that. So copy those status, grab the button (just copy and paste the code under the button above) and play along.

The Status Quote

Hello! Are you on Facebook, or Twitter, and sometimes read status that just make you laugh or scratch your head? Then copy those status-no need to tell who it came from, and paste for an easy and fun blog post. Then grab the button and link up with either CA Girl or I-you can link up at either blog-it will show up in both lists.

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My commentary is in blue

"This space in now open for adoring compliments and messages. Don't waste it, OK? You. Are. Welcome."--we all want attention and love don't we? Some of us just aren't brave enough to ask for it.


And see-someone else wanting recognition
"I wonder how many people will "like" this status in which I say absolutely nothing?"

"Why is it that even though I haven't gone to school in 3 years, I'm still having dreams about taking tests and the stress that comes with that?" -Last night I dreamed that I was having a hard time sleeping all night-so even though I slept all night I woke up feeling exhausted!

"Honey, you shouldn't be doing those dishes; it's Mother's Day. They can wait until tomorrow."-if I didn't know this guy and know he was totally joking I would think what a jerk!

"I don't understand why they call them men's dress shoes because they don't even go with any of my dresses"--this one made me laugh

"I can't help but think that if God had used a Mac instead of a PC to invent the world, humans and other animals would have a lot less problem with constipation. (Also, colors would be even more sharp and vivid.)"--yes as a Apple fan I loved it and one of the responses to this post was just as good
"We wouldn't have to worry about health care, because no one would get viruses :)"

"To everyone in the drop off zone NO CUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"-this could be my status almost everyday


So fun, simple post. So grab the button, write your posts and link up.

The Status Quote

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It's that time again, time to copy those funny/weird/strange FB (or twitter) status updates for an easy and fun post. Then grab the button, publish your post and link back up with CA Girl or I. My commentary is in blue.

Sometimes on facebook we take the time to ask the world why certain things happen.

"Why am I always the one making the stupidest face??? :)"

"Why do I always pick the wrong line at Wal*Mart?"

And speaking of Walmart:

"Having a blood pressure machine in a Walmart seems a little ironic."-Actually that is incredibly smart as they know being in their will raise your blood pressure making your more likely to stop at the pharmacy and ask what you can buy to lower your blood pressure.

And then there's always the status about cleaning

"I don't know why, but every time I'm trying to clean, the boys make me super angry."-probably because you know it is there mess you are cleaning up in the first place

"Sure wish the cleaning fairy would remember to make a stop at my house. She's got dishes calling her name. And how about the dinner fairy? And the "play with the kids" fairy? I think they should all show up when mom calls in a sick day".--I think we are all on the lookout for those fairies

And the little joys in life

"Was enjoying a nice Sunday afternoon nap, until a book was dropped on my head."-my status unfortunately

"The total number of times I have walked into our screen door has not yet exceeded the total number of times I have fallen while putting my pants on."-we are all wondering how many times with this one

And then just the funny/bizzare ones-and yes Ross these are all from you

"I think that limiting the nuggeting of animals to only chicken was a mistake."

"Fact: Married people cut their toenails less frequently than their single counterparts as to have weapons during blanket-stealing warfare."

"I hate it when I'm singing along to a song, and the artist gets it wrong".--Yes, this happens when I listen to songs all the time!! Just ask Eric

So see fun and easy! Grab the button, write your list and link up. It makes CA Girl and I so happy when you do!

The Status Quote

It's that time again. Time to find those funny/weird/bizzare facebook or twitter status updates, copy them for all of us to share and enjoy. This is a monthly meme that CA Girl and I do and we would love for you to play along.

So here are some of the status I found this last month with my commentary in blue.

"Just heard a giant CRASH in my 4 year old's room. A few moments later he came out and started looking for a glue stick." as a parent you know that sometimes silence is worse than noise-but well not in this case.

"Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers." And this is exactly why every night I pray to hear Garth Brooks songs.""-- I love country music but this is too funny

"I hate when the cops throw me in the back of the squad car like they didn’t hear me call shotgun."-- LOL! I always used to call shotgun trying to beat my little sister to the front seat

"Bacon status week 2: In the 12th century, an English church promised a side of bacon to any married man who could swear before God that he had not fought with his wife for a year and a day. This is where the term "bring home the bacon" originated."--yes this is from my BIL he LOVES bacon-I love finding out where known expressions come from

"Pretty sure political status updates are my least favorite. Honestly, i'd rather hear about your potty problems."- yes I once defriended someone because this is all he did

"Ugh, I wish there was a magic pill for this. So sick I can't even sleep."-if only there were magic pills for many things in life, like making kids behave, making money appear, making our neighbors dog stop barking--oh wait there may be one for that last one.

See-so easy and fun, I actually got all of these status from just 4 different people-so if you need an easy post copy those status, grab a button and play along! If you already have something scheduled for today, you can still join up this week.

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The Status Quote

It's time for the next round of the Status Quote.

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What is the Status Quote? This is a monthly meme that CA Girl and I do together. It is your chance to copy those funny/weird/bizarre or just interesting Facebook (or twitter) status updates that you see. You don't even have to tell who said it! So you can totally put something embarrassing or weird that your friend said and no one will ever know.

So, copy those status, post them and then come back and link up. Talk about an easy post!

So here are a few favorites I saw out there this last month-with my commentary in blue.

"Whoever said the camera adds 10 pounds to your weight should stop eating cameras."- as a photographer I just can't help but love this one

"I guess it's time to shower. Hey, better late than never, right?"-yes, I don't want to admit how often I feel this way

"When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?"-LOL never thought of it that way

"I'm a little disappointed that Facebook doesn't have a way for me to "like" your "likes". And then I could "like" your "likes" of my "like" of your "like". That would be like 6 levels of "like"!!! It would be like Inception, but without all that gel in Leonardo DiCaprio's hair."-pure genius, I did really like Inception--does the top fall over??

"I have got to clean this house , and am going to start with my computer desk...ooooooh look, Facebook..." LOL so so sadly true

"just convinced my kids to go play outside instead of watching TV.. ah, moments like that make me feel like a good mom"- good mom moments are wonderful

"A little while ago I was driving through a remote area on the freeway when I saw a small car graveyard. Is it wrong that I immediately thought that was a good place to hide a body?"-don't cross this person the wrong way

"Me: "daddy is going to try and be home before you are in bed tonight; they are just getting different wings of the hospital approved."
Alex: "So the hospital can fly?!?"--makes me grateful for FB and a blog so I record moments like this

So now link up and play along! You know you want to!

Status Quote: Round 5?

It's time again! Time for the Status Quote. This is a monthly meme that CA Girl and I cohost. All you have to do is copy those funny, weird, interesting Facebook (or Twitter) status of you or your friends and come back and share. You don't have to tell who said it. And then you have a fun easy post.So grab the button and link up below. And don't forget to visit a few others on the list to see the funny things they shared.

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"Women: Instead of buying Shape Up shoes, you should invest in building new buildings with curved floors. That way, soon all of us will be walking around with thinner thighs and tighter butts." Lol! I can totally see some artist making a building like this someday.

"NEVER try to self-diagnose online. Almost always ends up making you think you’re dying. WebMD should just be renamed “EnjoyYourCancer.com”." So so true!!

"I have a sixth sense of humor." Did I tell you about when I saw The Sixth Sense in the theater? I totally had to pee by the end.. just ruined the intensity of the movie when I am only thinking.. I gotta pee, I gotta pee.

"Adding 'Playdoh in my turkey baster' to my list of "Discoveries that would have been confusing before I had kids"." Lol! I swear kitchen utensils are kids favorite play things.

My daughter went to use the potty at my brother's house today. She noticed the carpety seat cover and seemed puzzled. She looked up at me and said, "Mom, the toilet has hair!" hehehee
LOL!! Gotta love the things kids say (and look you know who-you made it!!)

"It was a long hard fought battle with the outcome in question for most of the day.....but in the end ERIC 1 SHOPPING 0!" This is my Eric and I was the recipient of this battle :)

"Preparing for my life of crime. Altered my finger print by burning it on the waffle iron today." Might be a bit proud of this one.. since it was my own :) It was almost worth burning my finger just to have a creative status

LOST: My clean house! Have you seen it? Also MIA: Clean clothes! Where did they go??? Amen sister, Amen!

Looking at photos from vacation and seeing how much weight I’ve gained has inspired me to make another resolution for 2011: NO MORE PHOTOS--LOL!! Okay this is from my BIL, I already had my post ready to go, but when I saw this just had to come add it.

See how fun and easy that is! So grab the button and link up below.

The Status Quote

Did you miss me yesterday? My parents are coming this week so before they get here I am trying to get Christmas shopping done, the house clean, packages shipped and 3 photo sessions edited. Phew!

So yes, my blog was neglected yesterday.. which means I forgot to give you a heads up about the Status Quote!

For those who may not know, the Status Quote is a monthly meme (second Tuesday) that CA Girl and I do. It is your chance to copy those funny/weird/bizarre or just interesting Facebook (or twitter) status updates that you see. You don't even have to tell who said it! So you can totally put something embarrassing or weird that your friend said and no one will ever know.

So, copy those status, post them and then come back and link up. Talk about an easy post!

Here are some of my favorite status that I saw this past month. My commentary is in blue.

"I can't believe it's almost 2011 and I don't even have a hover car OR a robot butler! I feel so cheated!"--Amen to that!

"The most enjoyable way to follow a vegetable diet is to let the cow eat it, and then eat the cow."- sorry to any vegetarians out there, but I found this pretty dang funny

"Pretty sure I just heard myself say, "Excuse me, do we eat paper like goats?!" Ah, parenting."-Lol! I knew a boy that used to eat Styrofoam cups!

"As I was feeding Ryder his bottle tonight, and he fell asleep, I thought "Man, this kid has got it made..... eating and sleeping at the same time!""- This was Eric who said this.. and he is right!

"I got a nice surprise at work today. They ordered me a pink file folder set to match my desk! I officially have a Barbie dream cube!!!"- Yeah, definitely wouldn't be my desk-but to each their own.

"Whining: How many syllables can YOU make out of the word "Mom"?" I might have tried to see how many I could make out of mom for several minutes after reading this.

"Cleaned all the potties at my house...they are all shiny and clean! So if anyone needs to go, you're going outside :)"--This is why I don't bother cleaning-the kids just mess everything up as soon as I am done!

"Only Me, I swear....went to the thrift store and parked next to what I thought looked like a small puddle (big deal, or so I thought) When I got out and stepped in it, I ended up in a hole up to my calves in water. LOL! Somehow, I'm not sure the $3 I spent in there was worth the water soaked shoes, socks and pants...Good thing I have a great sense of humor!"-And hey bad things make it so we have something interesting to update our status or blog about.

"Help!! My two year old is acting like a two year old today! Nap time is right around the corner..." -Naps really aren't for kids-they are for the moms.

"Ran out of dryer sheets today. After the last load of laundry nearly static-clung me to death I decided no more laundry until I get more dryer sheets. Oh darn."-I confess this was me.. and I still haven't bought any more dryer sheets! Doh!

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See! Isn't that fun and easy? Now just grab the button, write your post and link up! And also, don't forget to be getting your second recap for the review Extravaganza ready for Friday! If you don't know what I am talking about you can read more about it here.

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Status Quote: Round 3

Are you ready for the next round of the Status Quote? I always try and copy those status I love throughout the month and save it as a rough draft so I am not scrambling last minute. And others, well they spend all month trying to become part of my Status Quote.. *cough cough* Ross. Case in point, this was written on my wall today by my most recent brother-in-law.

"Ross: Is Your name Google?
Melissa: NO!!..Why?
Ross: ‘cuz you got everything I am searching for.
How about that one for Status Quote?”

So there ya go Ross, your shameless plea made it so you once again made the Status Quote.

Though I probably would of put the following status from Ross today even if he hadn’t begged as I want him to always remember this:
“Melissa and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong, and she agrees with me.”

Yes, Ross you keep treating my baby sister right... or else ;)

So are you ready to play along now? Here were a few other status I saw out there that I loved this past month. My commentary is in blue.

• “I think my mother is avoiding my phone calls because she knows it's UEA weekend and I have children home that are driving me crazy about something to do.” We have a week off Thanksgiving coming up.. I only wish my mom lived close enough so this could be an option.
  

• “If you're LDS and a member of the tea party, do you have to specify 'only herbal tea' party?”
  

• “Counting my blessings...but not one by one. By fives. Because when it comes to counting my blessings, I am a real show-off.”
  

• “Locked her car keys, and all her belongings in her car this morning. Then, at noon, she locked herself out of her school by leaving THOSE keys on her desk. . . . uff. . .” Days like this you just want to forget
  

• “Survived tonight night with only minimal blood (literally) and tears. Glad the house is quiet now.” Yeah this just may have been me.
  

• "Jumping on the thankfulness bandwagon...today I'm thankful that women don't have to pee in urinals. Amen." I still remember the first time I snuck into a boys bathroom and saw the urinals.. I had no clue what they were.
  

So grab the button, copy those posts and link up and don't forget to go link up at CA Girl's blog also.

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Status Quote: Round 2

Are you all ready? It is time for another great month of those funny or weird Facebook (or Twitter) status updates that you have seen out there. This month my future brother-in-law (wedding is next week!) was able to honored by making my list. Turns out he has been trying to think of funny things to say in hopes that I would use his status. Well Ross you made the cut, in fact I may have used a few from you.

So grab the button, copy those funny status and link up! And you can always head over to CA Girl and link up there too.

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"The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source. – George Washington"--Yes Ross, this one is from you :)

"The evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"A synonym is a word you can use when you can’t spell the other one."--oh this is so true, I do it all of the time! I sound much smarter in my head as I can speak so well, I just can't spell it :)

"I hate it how my computer teases me with being all fast and stuff and then suddenly it takes FOREVER to do the simplest tasks! My life is sooo much harder than the pioneers!"

"It's not that I WANT to stay up late as often as I do, really, but the house is so quiet, and I have the TV to myself, and I just can't help it."--Yes this is why I always stay up too late- the TV or the internet.

"I just wish I could start a relationship about twelve years in, when you really don't have to try anymore, and you can just sit around together and goof on TV shows, and then go to bed without anybody trying any funny business."

"If I changed my clothes every time I got spit up on I would wear no less than 7 outfits a day."

So link up! And start your morning off with a good laugh, it makes for a much better day.

The Status Quote!

It's here! The debut of The Status Quote!

On Facebook you will get those that tell you everything you are doing, others who just post, those who tell you what their opinion is.. on everything; those that only play Farmville and some who say things simply to get you to laugh. And sometimes, sometimes there are just those wonderful gems that are worth sharing with everyone.

Here are just a few of my favorites.

• "So...I was clipping my toenails and one hit me IN THE EYE. Seriously. Is it possible to be accident-prone while grooming?" --this is one I totally wish there was a video of

• "As if Cocoa Krispies, Crunch Berries, et al. weren't enough, now there are Pop-Tarts in the office kitchen...THAT'S what I needed. I can feel the pounds flying off already."-- Pop Tarts would totally be my down fall too... mmmm fruit filled cardboard.

• "ugh...who ever said the terrible twos were awful never met my almost 4 year old...I might form a drinking problem"--this was not my status but it could have been

• "Potty training is degrading for all parties involved, said the lady that was holding her 3 year old down on the toilet while saying, "let the poo-poo out! It wants to go swimming!" while the child screamed."--I just laughed and laughed and laughed when I read this one.

• “Love waking up to snuggling little ones and crisp fall weather, and a little laughter, too when my son climbed under the covers and told me...’you're as warm as a buffalo in the sun’. =) gee, thanks?”--gotta love the compliments kids give

And well- the following, I will admit it, the rest of the status updates, were all mine.

• “Alex spilled her skittles all over the floor, so I ask her to quick pick them up since the floor is dirty. She quickly starts picking them up...with her feet”
  

• “If I had to write a list of my favorite things; being up most of the night would not make the list.”

• “Good thing school starts tomorrow; my kids are fighting over a piece of paper.”

• “On my second load of laundry, just got done over-hauling Alex's room and about to tackle Lucas'. Someone must have slipped something into my cereal...or it was that big piece of chocolate cake I ate after breakfast.”

So write your list, grab the cute button that Lourie made and link up!

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